NEM-024 I woke up and scratched my balls. Wow that Jack Daniels had given me a monster hangover. My head was so foggy and I vaguely remembered it was Monday. Tonight was the night my wife was going out with her girlfriend for her birthday, shit! It had been three weeks since I've been laid. I woke up every morning with a raging hard-on and no relief. Another day was going to pass and I wouldn't be able to have sex with my wife because of the whole birthday girlfriend thing. I'm sure she would come home late and be too tired for any sexual activity. I looked over at my wife who was still sleeping and thought about trying to get some relief before work. There just wasn't enough time I only had a few minutes to spare. I got out of bed, showered, shaved and grab a Kind bar on the way out of the house. I hated Mondays and I hated going to work on Mondays. Work was the same old ho-hum bullshit it is every day. I trudged through the day at work and left around five to head home.