So when I started talking about the Bears, and sounding like I knew what I was talking about, and I did, Michael started paying more attention to me. He was divorced about 3 years ago, and had 2 kids. He and his ex-wife just didn’t have anything in common. She hated sports, and hated the fact that because of his job, he was never home. He was lucky to have sex once a month, and when they did have sex, it was with the lights off, missionary position, and when he came, it was over. She wouldn’t give him head, and didn’t want him to see her naked.